something of a convenience
characters: okita, kagura
footnotes: I meant for this to be romantic, but look how it turned out?! As usual, Hijikata gets pulled into this. :D
Scowling deeply at the light haired officer before her, Kagura decides that he has to be most annoying Earthling around as she picks her nose. Conveniently flinging her snot at him, she smiles angelically at his disgusted expression.
“I could arrest you.” He mock-contemplates further, pulling out a pair of handcuffs from his back pocket, his face stretching into a sadistic grin.
“But I’d just really like to hang you upside down off that tree.”
Kagura snorts loudly, lifting the right corner of her mouth as she condescendingly declares to Okita, pointing the tip of her umbrella at him.
“Like you can even catch me!”
“Oh,” He sneers back, pulling a protesting Hijikata to his front as a human shield.
“This is so on.”